Monkeyshines

From BBC News:

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

Are you kidding me, Rory McKinnes? You paint a penis on your parents house? Why not a set of breasts or maybe a vajayjay? Actually, nevermind, a penis is pretty funny. You know, in a 6th grade-passing-notes-in-class-kind-of-way.

I really don't know what to think of this. On one hand it could be a trainwreck of epic proportions that would actually be entertaining to watch. But my common sense tells me that it will just be embarrassingly bad.



There is at least two legit wrestlers in this video that I recognize: Lacey Von Erich and Daizee Haze (who is not one of the featured characters) These gimmicks set wrestling back 25 years and don't do much to help the stereotype that women wrestlers are just T & A.

For your birthday I got the thing you enjoy most of all... Pain!



I am always amazed that the kicker doesn't get injured more. Seeing this immediately made me think of a similar injury in my favorite pugilistic sport:



Ouch, Sid. Just, ouch. Everyone knows big men aren't supposed to go high. After watching Sid break his foot off, I wanted to find an unfortunate painful incident involving an actual good wrestler. I then remembered this horrifying accident:



The best (or worst) part of this is when Keiji Mutoh grabs his ankle! What the hell were you thinking Mutoh? Thank god he didn't throw on an ankle lock, he very well could have pulled Liger's foot straight off.

This post has been in honor of Jason Vorhees, because everyone knows he celebrates his birthday every Friday the 13th. Happy Birthday, Jason!