Monkeyshines

Woody Harrelson killing zombies? I'll check it out. At least it's an original script. Those are becoming extinct in Hollywood these days.

Check out this amazing song by the Streets, perfectly edited with scenes from classic Zombie movies.

This doesn't need any commentary at all. It pretty much speaks for itself.

This commercial is just pure genius. I can't stop watching it.



This one gets an honorable mention.

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Holy crap, this trailer looks amazing. I remember it being one of my favorite books as a kid. I can't wait to see it.

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

Being a huge fan of Back to the Future, I found this to be quite hilarious. I found it on nerdist.com

Dear Marty-

Having recently reviewed the surveillance footage of the events of the night you went back to 1985, I couldn’t help but be slightly taken aback by your spurious reasoning of only allowing TEN FUCKING MINUTES to SAVE MY GODDAMN LIFE. Ten minutes??? Really. You actually thought that you could get from the Courthouse to Twin Pines Mall (I’m sorry, I mean LONE Pine Mall now–way to run over a tree, fucknut) in ten minutes. What the fuck did you think that could accomplish? What were you going to do? Vanquish the Libyans with your shortness? Yeah, I said it. YOU’RE TINY. Like Ratatouille (2008 reference), but in a puffy vest . Listen, you little feathered-haired leprechaun, any one of these Hill Valley MOUTH-BREATHERS would have had the good sense to go back, oh I don’t know, AT LEAST A DAY to give me time to prepare for the Middle East extremists and their Summer of Love van of fucking DEATH, what with having a device that has mastered the dimension of TIME and all. And I’m INCLUDING Biff in that group. You are goddamn lucky that I have a compulsive disorder when it comes to taping paper back together. Otherwise you’d have been as useless as Einstein with a Vernier caliper. Mark my words, Stuart Little, as SOON as I get this DeLorean up and running again (thanks for turning my car into a fucking lightning rod, BTW) I SWEAR I am going to go back and convince Jennifer to dump your Hobbit ass so you can go on that dumbshit camping trip ALONE with nothing to do but jam your little meerkat penis into that extra sleeping bag in the back of your gaywad new truck. Then I’m going to fuck her into tomorrow…LITERALLY. How long am I going to tap that skinny bitch? “Ten minutes oughta do it!” You vapid douche.

Thanks for watching me get shot twice,

PS - You’re a fucking CHICKEN.

From BBC News:

"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling."

Are you kidding me, Rory McKinnes? You paint a penis on your parents house? Why not a set of breasts or maybe a vajayjay? Actually, nevermind, a penis is pretty funny. You know, in a 6th grade-passing-notes-in-class-kind-of-way.

I really don't know what to think of this. On one hand it could be a trainwreck of epic proportions that would actually be entertaining to watch. But my common sense tells me that it will just be embarrassingly bad.



There is at least two legit wrestlers in this video that I recognize: Lacey Von Erich and Daizee Haze (who is not one of the featured characters) These gimmicks set wrestling back 25 years and don't do much to help the stereotype that women wrestlers are just T & A.

For your birthday I got the thing you enjoy most of all... Pain!



I am always amazed that the kicker doesn't get injured more. Seeing this immediately made me think of a similar injury in my favorite pugilistic sport:



Ouch, Sid. Just, ouch. Everyone knows big men aren't supposed to go high. After watching Sid break his foot off, I wanted to find an unfortunate painful incident involving an actual good wrestler. I then remembered this horrifying accident:



The best (or worst) part of this is when Keiji Mutoh grabs his ankle! What the hell were you thinking Mutoh? Thank god he didn't throw on an ankle lock, he very well could have pulled Liger's foot straight off.

This post has been in honor of Jason Vorhees, because everyone knows he celebrates his birthday every Friday the 13th. Happy Birthday, Jason!

This blog is awesome! Everyday, a new illustration of a zombie is posted. Check it out!

This Nintendo DS top-down shooter promises "an invasion of leper zombies" that "won't stop at anything: from the succulent legs of ham of the Three Little Pigs to the sawdust brain of Pinocchio, they are all tasty morsels for the living dead."

Engrish aside, this might motivate me to finally buy a Nintendo DS. You can find more info here.

This fight isn't really relevant because it was from 2 seasons ago, but you don't need a reason to see Zdeno Chara kick some ass. I don't know why anyone even messes with this guy.

“Tyrannosaurus Rex” is supposed to go into production this August 2009. Rumors suggest it will be about a biker gang from hell, based on a comic book Rob Zombie created with Steve Niles called The Nail. However, in a MySpace post, Zombie claims he hasn’t told anyone what the film is about yet.

This is an advertisement for a book titled, Breathers: A Zombie's Lament. Here is a little blurb about the book:

Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

A coworker of mine sent this link along to me from Gizmodo.


This is either disgusting or awesome, depending on who asks me and what our relationship is.

Instead of being just for the solo male, I think this could be exploited to be used for a 2nd or 3rd date. "Want to come to my place and play games with my joystick?"

I've never understood why the dance animations in an MMO could make or break the game for some people. Seeing this video:

This morning I attempted to purchase tickets to see Flight of the Conchords in concert. I had Ticketmaster's page open and ready to click the "find tickets" button the moment they went on sale. I did this and had 2 floor seats waiting for me. I started to fill out my information and when I submitted it, it noticed that my email address was already registered on their site and it prompted me to login. I logged in and it sent me back to the main page. I lost my tickets and could not get back to them. Annoying. I tried to get tickets again now that I was logged in. I got two tickets once again, although these obviously weren't as good as the first set. It asked me to verify my billing information. I updated my address and it kept telling me that I needed to input my name exactly as it appeared on my credit card, which it was. I was stuck in an endless loop and could not get out. I tried for several minutes to no avail. I started over once again and this time was unable to get tickets. It appears as though it was sold out. I went back just to see if I could find a single ticket. I found one, but didn't have the heart to give ticketmaster my money. I don't know, they didn't really make my experience all that convenient.